Index of /documents/fortunes

 Name                    Last modified      Size  Description
 Parent Directory                             -   
 4chan                   01-Aug-2009 18:11  9.7K  
 README.txt              01-Aug-2009 18:07  176   
 chucknorris             01-Aug-2009 18:11   11K  
 fstdt                   01-Aug-2009 18:11  3.6K  
 games                   01-Aug-2009 18:11  689   
 hgttg                   01-Aug-2009 18:11   26K  
 house                   01-Aug-2009 18:11  1.3K  
 movies                  07-Aug-2009 15:30   49K  
 simpsons                01-Aug-2009 18:11   15K  
 slashdot                01-Aug-2009 18:11  1.6K  
 stargate                01-Aug-2009 18:11  1.6K  
 various                 01-Aug-2009 18:11  115K  
 vindiesel               01-Aug-2009 18:11   13K  
 webcomics               01-Aug-2009 18:11  3.2K  

Warning: these fortunes contain NSFW material. Some are also highly offensive. In any case, these should be taken as (sometimes really dark) humor.

Also: read these in UTF-8.