- Can't wait for the speed hacks and bots to come out for this one.
- Been out for years... use your index finger to pull down opponents
thumb... game over.
		-- Slashdot Comment "Multiplayer Thumbwrestling"
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It's the only single-threaded code I've ever seen get into deadlocks.
		-- dspeyer about Berkeley DB in a Slashdot commment
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grep -ri 'should work' /usr/src/linux | wc -l
		-- invenustus' sig on Slashdot (187 occurences in 2.4.26)
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Another exploit in libpng: image bombs. basically, you create a 190000x190000
pixel monochrome image, save it, and it compresses to 43 kb
anyone opens it... *BAM* it expands into 2gb of ram.
		-- ShadowRage in a Slashdot comment
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Linux, because booting is for adding hardware.
		-- mkamp in a Slashdot comment
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As the founding member of both the OpenDocument Federation, and the
OpenDocument Alliance (both very recently founded), I can now officially state
that we support a move back to unformatted text files. We are also in favor of
increased funding to OpenDocument organizations, people paying attention to us,
and we are in talks with Microsoft about our recent "Porsches for founding
members" program.

If these initiatives are successful, we intend to combine our operations with
the OpenDocument Union, the OpendDocument Pan-Atlantic Pact, the OpenDocument
Coven, the OpenDocument Reading Group and the OpenDocument David Hasselhoff
fanclub in hopes of getting many more people to pay attention to us.

        -- risk one in a Slashdot comment (cid #21178823)
           news title: OpenDocument Foundation To Drop ODF
           (that Foundation is basically a bunch of nobodies)
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