Peck: [showing pic] Want more? Anonymous: No. Anonymous: Yes Anonymous: Anonymoose is confused! I vote maybe. -- 4chan /s/ % Anonymous : what i wouldn't give to have this girl... [pic] Anonymous : She looks like a crack adict with make up Anonymous : if that's what a crack addict looks like I'm going to visit your city's slums -- 4chan % Anonymous: I spent 1h50m watching Battle Royale only to realize there's no clear pantyshots. I think the japanese are loosing their touch, /b/. Anonymous: Read the manga. TONS of panty shots there. Not to mention breast shots, breasts being shot, heads being shot, stabbed, slashed, etc. etc. -- 4chan /b/ % Anonymous: natalie = win Anonymous: swine Anonymous: No! You spelled it wrong, it's "W-I-N"! Where the heck did you get those other two letters from? -- 4chan /s/ % Anonymous: If you project her current rate of hotness growth into the future, by the time she is legal, Earth will no longer need the Sun. -- Emma Watson in 4chan /hr/ % - [NetFront] I demand that everyone on /g/ obtain this software RIGHT NOW - Anyone who uses a desktop resolution of 640x480 has no authority to tell anyone to do anything. - It's a pocket PC, dear anonymous. That screen is 3.7". - Alright, then just replace "desktop resolution of 640x480" with "pocket PC" and my statement stands. - And yet you fail for not knowing that 640x480 is insanely high for pocket pcs. Ever heard of QVGA? - And yet you fail for not knowing that pocket pcs suck. Ever heard of palm? - you fail for not knowing that Palms suck. ever heard of Pocket PC? - You guys are faggots, laptops for the win. - you fail for not knowing that laptops suck, ever heard of Tablet PC? -- Anonymouses on 4chan /g/ % CT: Is this real??? Anonymous: most obvious shop i've ever seen...i'd even say it was done in mspaint Anonymous: A shop done in MSPaint. Genius. -- 4chan % Anonymous: this thread is sillier than the silliest sill that ever silled. seriously, you couldn't sill any more with a automated silling machine -- 4chan % Anonymous: She [Kari Sweets] plays my heart like steve vai plays the guitar cAPSMAN: So with all flash and no style? Wait, that kinda kills the metaphor... -- 4chan % Anonymous: Pedobear approves Anonymous: Why? She must be atleast over 25. Anonymous: WELL, I BET PEDOBEAR ENJOYS SOME OLDER WINE ONCE IN A WHILE. -- 4chan % Conan O'Brien: Posting on /b/ has literally made the last few hours fly by. Now I'll never see them again. owl: no refunds. Conan O'Brien: BUT I HAVE A RECEIPT! -- 4chan % Bunny Grrrl: theyre bra marks. i see them every time i change clothes. on other girls i think theyre sexy. =^.^= Anonymous: I don't because i wear the correct size bra and not one size too small so my breasts look bigger. Nice try, whore. Anonymous: Post pictures with and without bras and we'll determine who's the bigger whore, has better breasts etc -- 4chan % Anonymous: /r/ her name plz, lol Anonymous: Issa Trappe -- 4chan % [About an article concerning artificial muscles] - Question: Why the fuck do astronauts need to have the strength of 100 men? - more importantly, why DONT they? - You try fighting off evil overlord Xenu with only the strength of one man, tough guy! Our Astronauts are more than just mathmeticians and other nerds, they're ace combat pilots and gladiators in an intergalactic arena only talked about in L. Ron Hubbard novels! -- 4chan /g/ % Anonymous: [pic] Who is this? Anonymous: thats not a woman, thats a sexy beautiful... man from MoonChild and L'arc~En~Ciel Anonymous: Confucius Say: The door that swings both ways, is the door that swings most often :3 Chewbacca: Confuscious also said : Door that swings the most wears its hinges out the earliest. Not sure what it means, though.... -- 4chan /s/ % Anonymous: post your sadie jones pics Anonymous: couldnt be hotter even if i smothered her in love petrol and set her on love fire -- 4chan /s/ % Anonymous: I WOULD SO FUCKING RAPE MY LITTLE SISTER GIVEN THE CHANCE...THE GIRL IN THE COMMERCIAL LOOKS LIKE HER...SINCE THEN, I HAVE WANTED HER PUSSY!!! Axel: God saves. Anonymous: Everyone else take 123456789 hitpoints of damage -- 4chan /s/ % - oh, and /b/ started a fake myspace about her impersonating her, befriended all her friends, and sent the image to every single one of them -effectively ruining her life -which is whats made this hunt fun - its all fun and games till someone's life gets ruined. Then it progresses to MASSIVE EPIC WINS -- 4chan /b/ % - Sytem requirements: >1. Windows XP (Home or Professional/Corporate with or without sp1 sp2 installed) 2. Windows Media Player 9.00.00.xxxx or Windows Media Player 10.00.00.3646 3. System Individualized with IndivBox.key version 10.00.00.3646 4. Never installed Hotfix Package - WindowsMedia-KB891122 >5. LICENSE for your DRM protected files. 6. Windows Script Host 5.6 7. Some brain game over for me i just got rid of all my windows - your home must be very dark -- 4chan /b/ % She did this video for ExploitedTeens Someone she knew recognized her and pointed out her myspace /b/ joins myspace, fakes an account that looks like hers, befriends ALL her friends from her original account, sends OP picture to every fucking one of them --effectively ruining her life This brings added cruel evil to the porn -filling it with WIN. This has destroyed someone ---and we want it. This is /b/'s fetish. -- 4chan /b/ % Wow, I never knew asses could do that. I am impressed by the flexibility and robustness of the human rectum. If someone had posted a hot babe doing this, maybe I would have kept my breakfast as well. -- 4chan /gif/ % When I was in fifth grade, I had a substitute teacher named Mr. Seagal. I asked if his first name was Steven, and he showed me his I.D. It said "Steven Seagal". I was stunned, and he didn't seem to understand that he had the same name as actor/martial artist/sex symbol/blues god, Steven Seagal. Then he broke the chalkboard in two pieces with his ponytail and my classmates turned into ghosts. -- 4chan /b/ % Anonymous: the girl in red dress is an actrice, she play in HEROES and her name is Claire, she is en invicible woman, very cute Anonymous: how the fuck can you spell "invincible" but not "actress?" Anonymous: he didn't. look, it's spelled "invicible" -- 4chan /s/ % So, a seal walks into a club... -- Comment on a mutilated seal image on 4chan /b/ % Warranty void if seal is broken. -- Comment on a mutilated seal image on 4chan /b/ % - You are on the back of a train traveling at 147FPS (about 100mph) and you have a rifle that you are aiming behind the train which shoots bullets at the same speed as the train (147FPS) - It exits the gun at 147FPS and gradually slows and falls dues to air resistance and gravity, respectively. The bullet then makes several guest appearances on CSI and retires wealthy. -- 4chan /b/ % Anonymous: When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation. -- 4chan /b/ % [Picture shows a man falling endlessly between two portals] - Wouldnt you just reach terminal velocity and go forever? - If the portals were close enough together you wouldn't really hit any "terminal velocity". You would continue to accelerate until reaching near-light-speed, at which point your mass would be so great your gravity would likely start to attract objects that might kill you. It is interesting to note that you could destroy the world like this, eventually your mass would be greater than the earth itself and probably knock it off-orbit. -- 4chan /b/ % - Hey, /g/. What ever happend to thinkgeek's ram necklace? Do any of you have one? - I had a 128MB keychain before it was cool. - WTF dude, I had a 2mb fast-page ram keychain. Even back then they were being sold by computer stores from boxes on the counter. - I had a Bubble memory keychain back when you were still crawling around on all fours, youngfag. - I had a Williams-Tube memory keyring, fetusfag. - I had some fast-write papyrus rockchains some 4-6 thousand years ago. - Papyrus? Pff, that's nothing. I had some mammoth bones. They held a story about 15 mins long. - Mammoth bones? Way to adopt a failed format, fag. I used good old fashioned cave walls. Hell, my data is still safe and secure, although they really made awful key chains - I wore out a lot of loin cloths before I just decided to screw it and not use a key chain. - hey i just got my new cavewall, what filesystem/encoding do you suggest for it? - Most would say to use Ochre, since it lasts the longest - But it's only good if you want to do monocolor - The Ochres are limited mostly to yellows, reds, and browns. Really though, I've had no problems with Plant-based pigments - And they have much more vivid colors - Although finding a decent red is a PITA, unless you turn to Ochre. - All you writefags can suck it. I stored data by verbally passing it down from generation to generation... -- 4chan /g/ #762690 % - Passing data verbally from generation to generation is like saving a pic of tubgirl one day and when opened later it's a pic of a naked Angelina Jolie. - it's more like resaving a jpg with high compression every day - Except the jpg compressor probably doesn't have an agenda of its own. -- 4chan /g/ #762690 % Anonymous: If I wanted to have sex with someone with the body of a 12 year old chinese boy, I would have sex with a 12 years old chinese boy. -- 4chan /s/ % All the [undersea network] cables you see in the Filipino areas are actually pieced together using speaker wire from stolen Japanese car stereos. They aren't Fiber Optic. -- 4chan /g/ #1004926 % - if i could pick one cartoon character to have sex with irl, i would totally do Kim Possible. Who would you do? - Carmen SanDiego - good luck finding her. -- 4chan /b/ #61904136 %