- We're waffles
- Actually I'm a pancake that was hit in the face with a telephone
		-- Kawaii Not #10
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Llewellyn: What doesn't kill me makes me stranger
Ozy: Are you sure you don't mean "stronger" ?
Llewellyn: Quite sure, yes.
		-- Ozy & Millie, 2006-11-05
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Sometimes I think your train of thought is carrying a shipment of toxic waste.
		-- Ozy & Millie, 2000-08-28
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Millie: You know, you can only learn so much about historical greatness from
  books. We both know someone who's *been* there... Let's go talk to him.
Ozy: Okay, but don't say I didn't warn you.
Llewellyn: The thing about greatness is, the fruit is on the bottom, so you
  have to - oh, wait, that's yogurt.
Millie: You didn't warn me.
Ozy: I did, actually.
		-- Ozy & Millie 2007-06-13
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Millie: I want to be an inventor when I grow up, but all the easy stuff has
  been invented already. So all I have to do is invent a ray that makes everyone
  forget about the existence of chairs. Then I'll invent the chair, and
  I'll be set!
Ozy: Genius.
Millie: When you're asking me how I came up with the chair, you'll say that
  without sounding sarcastic.
		-- Ozy & Millie 2007-06-27
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Millie: I just mean that, like, our friendship transcends conventional
  notions of identity, gender and sandwiches.
Ozy: "Sandwiches" ?
Millie: Oh. Sorry, I haven't had lunch.
		-- Ozy & Millie 2007-07-05
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Millie: So then I got detention and Jeremy got off scot-free!
Millie's mom: That is unfair.
Millie: I'll say! It's more unfair than a hundred electoral colleges!
Millie's mom: I'll go in and talk to your principal tomorrow...
  But you still have to put a nickel in the "Unnecessary hyperbole" jar.
Millie: What? That's more excessive than a billion... oh, right.
		-- Ozy & Millie 2008-01-22
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Lincoln, Lincoln, I've been thinking,
What the hell have you been drinking
Looks like water, tastes like wine
Oh my god, it's Turpentine.
		-- AppleGeeks Lite #263
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Ugly code is like a fat chick. Every programmer has done it at some point. We
  all just hope no one ever finds about it.
		-- Little Gamers, 2009-07-27
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The new ep is DONE. Like, totally.
You might want some protective clothing before you watch it.
If you are already wearing some protective clothing, you might want to ask
yourself "Why am I wearing protective clothing? Am I *that* messy... so much so
that I need to protect myself while I surf the internet? Have things really
come to this? When will the madness end? Why am I asking myself so many
questions? Why am I even talking to myself? I hate you, self! I HATE YOU!!!!!!"
		-- Weebl and Bob
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Weebl : this hole to small for me.
Bob : bet you never said that before.
Weebl : leave donkey out of this.
		-- from 'Blockage'
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Hawk : I'll try to run some file recovery on your hard drives
Jayce : I don't think a pile of ashes has an ethernet port ...
Hawk : You're not helping.
		-- AppleGeeks
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[Jayce asking himself on wether he should ask Alice to date]
Hawk : What do you think, Eve ?
Eve : Her increased physical response in your presence is indicative of a
biological basis for attraction. Your persisting friendship with her
indicates a good chance of psychological compatibility.
Jayce : Well, I'll ... uh, just go ask her, then.
Hawk : You do that.
		-- AppleGeeks #179
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